It's April 15th, and if you've ever worked a day in your life, you know what that means... Tax Day!
So whether you're expecting a nice little refund or dreading the inevitable payment statement, just remember as the Beatles put it best:
"Should five percent appear too small / Be thankful I don't take it all. / 'Cause I'm the Taxman."
Damn you, Uncle Sam. You're my least favorite Uncle, and you're not invited to the wedding.
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